History Of Payday Loans

2,000 years ago slippery Pete and Zaccheus (and their gangs) got the first ever payday loans from God. They were really huge loans.

This is what they did with the talents and minas they borrowed.

And, to make matters worse, they went into business with Paulie the ravenous wolf. So, they don't forgive debts either. That means their debts cannot be forgiven.

Now it's payday, and they refuse to pay what they owe. What could possibly go wrong?

When they refuse to give to God what belongs to God His rage burns against them and things get heated. You'll never win if you go against God.

What does any of that have to do with this website?

I'm entitled to make money while I do my work.

"Then I will draw near to you for judgment; and I will be a swift witness against the sorcerers and against the adulterers and against those who swear falsely, and against those who oppress the wage earner in his wages, the widow and the orphan, and those who turn aside the alien and do not fear Me," says the LORD of hosts.

And woe to them that build their house(s) without righteousness and their upper rooms without justice, who use their neighbor's services without pay and do not give him his wages.

What that all means is: Those were not gifts and what you took was not free and you've put yourselves under a curse of God. Funny how words work, huh? So now you're going to hell boys and girls.

Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, but give to God what belongs to God like the guy you claim to worship said. The standard arrangement has always been 10% off the top (and don't covet what doesn't belong to you).

You have incurable malignant tumors on your souls. And, thanks for playing 'Who Wants To Be A Shitbag?'.

Send A Message

Metaphorically speaking:

There was this one time that this rich gazillionaire dude tried to help a guy with his stock portfolio.

The guy told the gazillionaire that he knew everything he needed to know because he took an economics class in high-school and "No one tells me what to do but me".

What a f'ckin moron, huh?

So, Those "Other Messages" Have Been Moved Here

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